So there’s Dumb, Facebook.

Now meet Dumber, Twitter.

Tweet about yourself in less than 140 characters.

Unless you‘re a master of haiku, it’s kind of limiting.

Two Face book

You shave my back, I'll shave yours

I hate Facebook.

So, Medbh is loving her new haircut, Rob is having a duvet day and Derek
has booked a flight to Liverpool.

SFX (Gun Shot going off).

These Oprahites are bewildering.

A Facebook friend won’t shave your back

or visit you in prison.