Thursday, January 29, 2009

Chapter One - the End

The Emperor's New Dining


We booked a table via the Irish Times Offer where plebs can go to places they'd never normally go to, like a Michelin star restaurant and the North-side or in Chapter One's case, both.

The afternoon began with a bump, a literal one. You have to be ring a bell on the glass door to get in, presumably so the staff can get a good goo at you to see if you'll be paying by card or in kind.

I rang it and a waiter with a Maitre D and goatee ( he did have a bad chin) approached and pushed the door towards me. I stepped back with a bump and with some degree of temerity at not being warned of this curious feng shui.

The staid dining room was the usual uppity affair where some high up bank employees where nosing wine, eager to get the last notes before the band stopped playing.

The bread was tough and the potato and leek soup a curious sellafield green with an english addition - dumplings. The English gave us many things, affectation for one which hopefully they'll take back in exchange for a government loan.

Everyone in the cheap seats left the dumplings which shows our palettes are rebelling, if nothing else.
The beef arrived in a roll. A roll! It was braized and reminded me of meat we use to get in the 70's -'bad cuts be braized'.

The wine was good and if I'd had a bottle it might have killed the memory of the food.

A lady approached with the bill asking if we'd enjoyed it and added 'the deal's a good opportunity for people who'd never normally come here'.

So there you are - we were being humoured all along. Sure what would we know what michelin stars taste like?

Let them eat braized steak and dumplings, hold the cake (unless you want to pay an additional €8.50).

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hah.. you'll be having the last laugh when they're all down the dole office and it'll be Chapter 8 for their employer.

No one can afford to be turning up their noses at customers during a recession.

But seriously now, bankruptcy isn't a laughing matter.

The Great Wee Azoo said...

Ha Ha! I also had a very disappointing dining experience last night in one of those places that plays seductive lounge music and is all walnut paneling. All fur coat and no knickers.

Red Mum said...

Having dined with you, my experience is the complete opposite.
I'll do my own review, and it won't read like the same experience at all.

Rabble said...

red mum - doctors differ, patients die

Rabble said...

eaters - it seems they're all still on celtic tiger time

Red Mum said...

"doctors differ, patients die" - I'll throw that right back at you. There were three of us at that table and only one giving out yards! Myself and our other dining companion did not see where you came to your conclusions, Dr I am afraid your patient has died!

The Sexy Pedestrian said...

A good opportunity? Condescending bitch!

Anonymous said...

Sexy P -
I was reeling a bit after your wan's comment and not the wine! Good luck at the Blog Awards!